Knock knock.
“Who’s there?”
“Tony and Joe.”
“Tony and Joe who?”
“We’re with the government and we’re here to help.”
“Get off my property! My father said those were the nine most terrifying words in the English language.”
“Come on, man! Open your damn front door.”
“OK. But first take off your masks so I can see who you are.”
“Mr. Reagan, we’re here to tell you where you can get your free COVID-19 vaccination.”
“No thanks, Joe. I know where to get a shot – at every corner drugstore and grocery. Even Dodger Stadium…”
“But our records show you haven’t been vaccinated yet. Why not?”
“That’s my private business, Tony.”
“But we have prizes and bribes – let me see my notes …. Yes, a free dinner, a free lottery ticket, a trip to Disneyland.”
“No thanks, Joe. I don’t want the vaccine. Now please remove your foot from my door so I can close it.”
“But health experts and big drug companies say everyone needs to get a jab.”
“That’s your problem, Tony.”
“And I promised that 70 percent of the country would be vaccinated by July 4th. You’ve got to do your part to help win our war on COVID.”
“Sorry, Joe. I’m not getting the vaccine.”
“What about your two granddaughters, ages 3 and 5. The NSA data says they haven’t been vaccinated. You realize they won’t be allowed in pre-school this fall unless they get their COVID shots, don’t you?”
“My granddaughters will be vaccinated over my dead body. Kids their age don’t get COVID and don’t need a vaccine. You guys need to start following the science.”
“What’s wrong with you, Mr. Reagan? Are you a Trump supporter? Some kind of insurrectionist? Where were you on Jan. 6, by the way?”
“I was here in L.A., Tony — in my basement, wearing a mask. Now excuse me, I’ve got an opinion column to do.”
Slam.
If Joe Biden, Tony Fauci or any of their underlings really come snooping door-to-door to check our vaccine status and tell us where we can get the COVID vaccine, they’ll be wasting their time.
Every person on the planet by now knows where you can get a free COVID shot – everywhere.
There’s one simple reason millions of people have not gotten the vaccine yet – because they don’t want it and don’t want to be forced to get it.
There also are a lot of people who don’t need the vaccine because they’ve already had COVID and have natural antibodies.
Other people, including school kids, are at little risk because they are young and healthy and because they are not already very old, very sick or very fat.
A lot of people don’t trust the COVID vaccines for a bunch of understandable reasons.
They are new. They were developed quickly and they were barely tested.
The big drug companies that made them were given immunity from liability for their side-effects.
And because the government is now bribing people to get the vaccine, it puts the fear into many already suspicious people that there is something in that vaccine they don’t want in their bodies.
Meanwhile, with its snooping and vaccine-pushing policies it seems like the Biden administration is secretly trying to turn everyone into a libertarian.
Health and Human Services czar Xavier Becerra actually said the government “absolutely” has the right to know everyone’s vaccination status. That’s scary – and just more government control.
If you don’t get the vaccine, I’m fine with that.
You have nothing to fear if you are vaccinated and I’m not, and vice versa.
Live your life and be happy you’re protected – just don’t ask the government to push the vaccine on others who don’t need it or don’t want it for any reason.
And don’t tell Joe or Tony I was actually vaccinated months ago. But based on what I know today, I would “de-vaccinate.”
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Copyright 2021 Michael Reagan, distributed exclusively by Cagle Cartoons newspaper syndicate.
Michael Reagan, the son of President Ronald Reagan, is an author, speaker and president of the Reagan Legacy Foundation. Send comments to [email protected] and follow @reaganworld on Twitter.
The Democrat Health and Human Services czar Xavier Becerra actually said the government “absolutely” has the right to know everyone’s vaccination status. That’s scary – and just more government control.
“absolutely” has the right to know?? No Hello they don’t.
The government is NOT my Master or owner!!!
IIRC he even suggested that “HELL YES< the vaccine should become mandated for everyone".
NOW THAT IS MAJOR overreach of power..
The Gestapo and Stasi in America. Like Tucker said, the NSA went into his (Tucker’s) e-mails.
IMO the NSA get’s into everyone’s email!
Just like the brown shirts under Hitler. Bully and beat everyone into submission. THAT is the tactic of the Left.
YOU VILL COMPLY.. Resistance is futile.. VE ARE DA BORG!
Like I posted yesterday, if they come to my door, my dogs will be on them like a 2nd set of skin.
Well, Joe—if I get COVID, I have a 98-99% chance of getting through it. If I take the vaccine and develop one of the side effects, it may kill me. And I want to live to see your sorry a** get kicked out of the White House in 2024 if not sooner.
AND what of all those who have medical issues to where they CAN’T get the vaccine?? ARE they still going to be forced to take it!?
Another great way to spend whatever tax dollars are left in the Treasury – $15/hour wage you have to assume, plus more than likely free lunch and mileage.
If you have been vaccinated will you still get a visit or will the govt. agents have lists, block by block, street by street, of every person either vaccinated or not?
Just like ERISA laws don’t apply to the federal government, apparently HIPAA Privacy does not either? That needs to be tested. There is no legal way a government stooge can know if I’ve been vaccinated or not. Therefore if someone comes to your door and says, “We understand you have not had the Covid 19 vaccination,” you should call 911 to report perpetrators of a violation of federal law at your front door, and insist that they be arrested and charged, as you will gladly sign the complaint.
The next ones at your door, if they get away with this, will be for your firearms.
And after that, they’ll be back…for everything else.
And that’s assuming they even give you the CHOICE of whether to ‘open up and let them in’….
It gets worse and worse, sadder and sadder. The gubment is simply too big, to0 obtrusive, too intrusive.
And that’s why they want to take the guns…
Not just ours, but the cops too!