The only thing that would make this better, is if it was calling into an answering machine..
We’re sorry, due to blm and liberals pushing to defund the police, this call center has been shut down. Please leave a message, and in the rare chance someone comes into office, they may or may not get back to you. Good luck. you’ll need it!
All that’s missing is a BLM protester on the other end who’s the one calling for help.
The only thing that would make this better, is if it was calling into an answering machine..