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The latest from Elizabeth Warren leaves me… pooped

April 19, 2017 at 11:52 am 31 Fresh Ink
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The fake Indian’s new book tour is just getting underway, but it will hard for Fauxcahontas to top her appearance on CBS over the weekend, where she at least twice yelled out her favorite “curse word:”

“Poop!” she blurted out at somebody named Chip Reid.

This network nonentity had asked Lieawatha for her favorite expletive, and when she came up with “Poop!” he instantly dismissed it as “so goody two-shoes.”

“Are you kidding?” she shot back. “Have you ever seen a woman like me look you straight in the face after you’ve finished some long explanation of something and then just said, ‘Poop!’ “

The title of her new book is “This Fight Is Our Fight.” To which I say, “Poop!”

This is a rough week for Chief Spreading Bull to be starting her tour of the trustafarian gated communities and alt-left fake-news media that are her main, make that only, constituencies. The authors of the Hillary campaign post-mortem, “Shattered,” are also making the green-room rounds. Ditto Bernie Sanders and the DNC’s Dumb and Dumber — Tom Perez and Keith Ellison.

That’s a lot of poop for the non-working classes to be wading through, but nevertheless, she will persist.

Actually, the “poop” theme is a good way for the fake Indian to go in this, her 11th book. Yesterday, Matt Lauer told the soon-to-be 68-year-old solon that her devoted followers were already printing up 2020 bumper stickers, which was itself a lot of poop. When Lauer spouted that nonsense, she couldn’t even bring herself to respond, let alone persist.

She makes a lot of wampum on these alleged books, not Obama/Clinton-style cash, but it beats working, or should I say not working, at Harvard Law School. And she just keeps recycling the same old, same old. Remember how it used to be claimed that she was raised on the “ragged edge” of the middle class, only now it’s the “jagged edge.”

When she got into the Oklahoma Hall of Fame, she claimed she was “Okie down to her toes.” Now, on page 208 of her new book, “This Poop is Our Poop,” we find out that something Michael Bloomberg said “scares me down to my toes.”

(By the way, thanks to America Rising for reading this book and pulling out these quotes, so you and I don’t have to even pretend to read the excerpts.)

In case you care, she won’t tolerate lower pay for women, except in her own Senate office, apparently. She was for Dr. Ben Carson for HUD secretary before she was against him. In an earlier book, school vouchers were great. Now they’re terrible. Last December, she blasted one of her own campaign contributors … then apologized to him.

In other words, she’s a phony down to her toes.

Last year, she lashed out at Trump, not with smoke signals, but with tweets.

“Trump slammed back at me repeatedly,” she says on page 226, “hitting me over and over with his lame nicknames.”

Like, what, Liewatha? What kind of poop did he hit you with? Was it something about your, ahem, Native American heritage? Why no mention of that anymore? She’s still demanding that the president release his taxes. Maybe he should agree to — right about the time she puts out her employment applications to the two Ivy League law schools that hired her as a “woman of color.”

Maybe I’ll ask the fake Indian about that the next time I see her in one of her beloved cheese shops. Oh, she can’t get enough of the Harvard Square cheese shops — those wonderful smells. Limburger, Camembert, Valdeon, all those cheeses that smell like … well, you know what they smell like.

Buy Howie’s new book, “Kennedy Babylon,” at his website, howiecarrshow.com.

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  1. tws500 April 19, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    This ‘woman of color’ seems deranged and illogical. Massachusetts voters, please put her out of her political misery. Vote her out..!!

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    • buck68
      buck68 April 19, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      I would say put her out of our political misery.

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    • marines April 19, 2017 at 2:45 pm

      How? No Fauxahontas I am not speaking native American. It would seem that Massachusetts voters are equally deranged to vote for this Poop! She does look a little like Woodrow Wilson in a skirt.

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    • ltuser
      ltuser April 19, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Yea. We would need about a thousand geniuses to move up there, to raise the collective IQ up from Moron to imbecile!! IMO there is LITTLE hope of her Taxechussets brain dead voters to ever vote her out of office..

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  2. watchman1872 April 19, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    Whenever you think liberals have hit rock bottom, they prove you wrong. It’s like watching a flaming manure truck zig-zagging toward a cliff.

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    • tws500 April 19, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      Love the metaphor.

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    • DrGadget April 19, 2017 at 6:08 pm

      Literally diarrhea of the mouth.

      Just when you think the Lefties couldn’t get any weirder, they out-liberal themselves.

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  3. Snowy April 19, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    Democrats have always had butt ugly women but this one sets a new standard. Is there a Mr. Warren? I pity him if he exists?

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    • disqus_tkIIJ0L3SQ April 19, 2017 at 2:17 pm

      Yeah, what is it with that? The Republicans women are always well dressed, present themselves well and actually “act” like ladies. The Democrats trot out every kind of “anti” femininity known, and then invent new ways to go even lower. Heck, the men consistently outrank the women in looks! Elizabeth Warren sure doesn’t help the cause.

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    • tws500 April 19, 2017 at 2:53 pm

      Conservative and Republican women are always so much more attractive.

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    • ltuser
      ltuser April 19, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Maybe all their self hate, loathing and rabid anti-americanism rots not only their brain, but their body.. So they look OUTSIDE just as bad as their soul is on the inside..

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    • DrGadget April 19, 2017 at 6:12 pm

      Lib women are grizzled, miserable, humorless hags.

      This PIC is worth 1000 words.

      Beautiful women tend not to mind being beautiful. Libtard women say it’s degrading to women but it’s really degrading only to them because they could never get hired at Hooters.

      Or anywhere else that requires an active personality, intelligence, talent, a work ethic. or just in general being worth more than the empty desk when you call in sick. You know, minor things like that.

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    • DrGadget April 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

      Another relevant PIC.

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    • Taquoshi April 20, 2017 at 8:03 am

      Snowy, according to Wikipedia, she’s been married twice. Her first husband was Jim Warren, her high school sweetheart and a NASA engineer. After she got her J.D., she and Jim Warren divorced in 1978. Two years later, she married a law professor named Bruce Mann, but continued to use her first husband’s name.

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  4. usafoldsarge
    usafoldsarge April 19, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?

    During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, “Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?

    The Donald politely responded, “I’ve found a very secure place that I’m certain they won’t be found.”

    The insistent heckler, then shouted, “And just where is that?”

    The Donald smiled and said, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student,

    his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.

    “What’s your next question?”

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    • worldtraveller77 April 19, 2017 at 3:18 pm

      USA…what an EXCELLENT answer!!!!

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    • ltuser
      ltuser April 19, 2017 at 4:07 pm

      I would have LOVED to have seen that libtard’s face!

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    • oleteabag April 19, 2017 at 10:24 pm

      Annnd, now you know why the libtards HATE President Trump so much, worldtraveller. 😀

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  5. gunbb April 19, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Lie-a-watha , I like that. This woman seems crazy and driven to extreme extremes !! I remember when Teddy “drown the *****” was there. We called it Mass of 2 sh#ts .

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    • oleteabag April 19, 2017 at 10:25 pm

      GOOD one, gunbb!

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    • ltuser
      ltuser April 20, 2017 at 1:26 am

      I know osme people that STILL call it that..

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  6. disqus_pzY2h8HwJZ April 19, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    “In other words, she’s a phony down to her toes.”
    No, no, no, Howie – she’s real. A real polotician. A real PITA. A real good liar.

    She’s sHrillary with a better tone and a “prettier” face. Other than that, cut from the same mold.

    Lie-a-watha. My wife has more American Indian ancestry in her little toe than this P.O.S…

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  7. randy822 April 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Are any Democrat women really true women?

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  8. Jim Gould April 19, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    She admittedly called out her importance, poop!

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  9. joe23006
    joe23006 April 19, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    A name change is in order, from Fauxcahontas to Poopahontas. She could earn extra money by endorsing that colon testing company and become ‘poop-in-a-box’!

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  10. Srini Varadarajan
    Srini Varadarajan April 20, 2017 at 12:33 am

    Lieawata aka Fauxcohontas is a huge sack of poop — minus the sack!

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  11. baitfish April 20, 2017 at 10:21 am

    The scary thing is, she, and her supporters don’t even realize how utterly stupid, dishonest, and evil they look.

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  12. sirvandov April 20, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Ms “POOP”,is right,she is a “POOP”, atta go take a dip into one of many Gater lakes in Florida. Good thing I threw out my TV 20 years ago, tirds of hearing “POOP” from Politicions like her.

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  13. maximusprime1 April 20, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    Lie-awatha have heap big problem. Did she apologize to real indians that lost their Harvard chair yet. Now she dance around campfire whooping it up for WAR against Reps.

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  14. Timothy Toroian April 21, 2017 at 12:01 pm

    Socialism and the size of U.S. population would require a dictatorship to run it. Of course, our GDP would drop about 20% at the same time. Governments cannot allocate resources properly, see the VA and any ex-communist country and the “success” of Venezuela, who just took over the General Motors factory there and where they are low on food and medical supplies as well as enjoying a 450% inflation rate. People like Liz and Bern evidently don’t understand history.

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  15. ltuser
    ltuser April 21, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    More likely they don’t ACKNOWLEDGE that history.

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