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Caption that Photo -- The Great Biden Debate

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The debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan is finally in the books. With all the hand-waving, smirks, sighs, grunts, and groans, what was Biden thinking? Jump in and give us your best caption. Keep it clean and have some fun!

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  1. domdelComment by domdel
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:14 am

    Here’s my caption: Will the good Lord in heaven PLEASE vote us out of office!

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    • loidComment by loid
      October 13, 2012 @ 10:18 am

      :)

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    • mcrankComment by mcrank
      October 13, 2012 @ 12:58 pm

      “I want a halo just like Obama’s”.

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    • chippersmomComment by chippersmom
      October 13, 2012 @ 9:06 pm

      Here is my caption! Oh God! I have drunk too much of Obama’s kool-aid.

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    • mrbil114Comment by mrbil114
      October 14, 2012 @ 4:24 pm

      Lord, what do you mean what starts with an A and ends with two S’s? I don’t get it. Who me?

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    • shmilyComment by shmily
      October 30, 2012 @ 5:22 pm

      Please, don’t let them vote for us.

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  2. Comment by Anonymous
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:16 am

    Dear God, my hemorrhoids are killing me.

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    • proudvetComment by proudvet
      October 13, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

      The hemorrhoid was sitting across from Joe, namely Lyin Ryan.

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    • billwvComment by billwv
      October 13, 2012 @ 2:42 pm

      Only problem is: He is all hemorrhoid! Pain in the hind.

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  3. Dominick Del GrossoComment by Dominick Del Grosso
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:17 am

    Here’s my caption: Will the good Lord in heaven PLEASE vote us out of office!

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    • Dominick Del GrossoComment by Dominick Del Grosso
      October 13, 2012 @ 9:22 am

      Will the good Lord in heaven PLEASE vote us out of office!

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    • mrickyridgeComment by mrickyridge
      October 14, 2012 @ 12:34 am

      oh lord what else can i do to prove that i’m not an idiot and to try to prove to the voters that me and obama are not, lying even though we are.

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  4. pwpmmpComment by pwpmmp
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:30 am

    Dear Lord, please shut me up. I’m even embarrassing myself!

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    • noveldogComment by noveldog
      October 13, 2012 @ 1:55 pm

      They are all good, but this one echoes my sentiments…somebody needed to shut him up, and if I had been there it would have been some kind of tempting to be that someone! The man has no character and his morals are highly suspect. His math is even worse, and he, and BHO, need to be short here and long….gone! Everybody did a bang up job…take it one more step…vote the bums out come November!

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  5. Walt ShoemakeComment by Walt Shoemake
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:31 am

    My caption would be: “Oh Lord what Have I done?”

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    • GWrocksComment by GWrocks
      October 14, 2012 @ 3:03 pm

      Ooo, mommaaa,
      Why dint you abort me?

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  6. Elizabeth MastrocinqueComment by Elizabeth Mastrocinque
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:33 am

    He needs a new dentist…his dentures are too big even though he has a large mouth!

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  7. Robert CarneyComment by Robert Carney
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:35 am

    Please let me win the job of Joe-Joe the clown in the circus next year

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    • proudvetComment by proudvet
      October 13, 2012 @ 2:04 pm

      You know all about clowns, huh Carney.

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    • beckery49Comment by beckery49
      October 13, 2012 @ 4:27 pm

      Proudvet,
      Thank you for your service.
      Having said that, why don’t you try for an original thought instead of scanning for someone to disrespect? YOU fought for our right to have our own opinion and yet you don’t want us to voice the opinions you fought for. I disagree with you but I have NOT disrespected YOU.

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  8. sdgriffisComment by sdgriffis
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:39 am

    Help me, O Lord. I know not what I’m talking about!

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  9. duffbashComment by duffbash
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:44 am

    Joe: “I’m comin’ home, Elizabeth.”
    Elizabeth: “We don’t want you, Joe.”

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    • sirodComment by sirod
      October 13, 2012 @ 10:08 am

      That is exactly the thought I had when he threw his hands up in the air. It was indeed, a comedy act, and not a very classy one at that.
      His stance on his Christian value sellout on abortion shows his lack of character. A woman is deciding she does not want the burden of her transgressions when she gets an abortion unless it is because of rape, incest or the health of her or the child. She could at least deal with the inconvenient truth long enough to carry it for 9 months then put it in adoption. There are thousands of couples begging for a baby to love and cherish as their own. None of these bleeding heart liberals think of the rights of the child. They just want to make it legal to get rid of the inconvenience to the life style of the loose living mother.
      I use the term “mother” loosely here. It certainly takes more than sex to make a mother. I don’t hate many things, but I do passionately hate abortion and have no respect for those who condone it for any reason except the ones listed above. Planned Parenthood is a filthy organization that gets rich from the blood of babies. God will not let this go unpunished. A society should not kill its on offspring for money or convenience.

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    • bna42Comment by bna42
      October 13, 2012 @ 11:12 am

      Sirod, I don’t condone abortion, never have, never will. That being said, I don’t think this issue could be argued during every campaign. The Supreme Court approved Roe v. Wade in 1962, and it has been federal law ever since. The Democrats use this controversial issue during every campaign to allow Republicans to bring more grief on themselves.

      This is an issue used to deflect attention away from the economy, jobs, debt, foreign policy, and ALL the other issues we MUST be willing to address. WHY continue to fight over a law that has been on the books for over 50 years? In order to end abortion, we must change the law, and that will have to be done through Congressional legislation, not in an election campaign. It is a waste of time and an opportunity to allow defeat as long as the politicians we have now are allowed to remain in office. If we want to change the law, we need to change the lawmakers.

      Before the attacks start, let me reiterate what I said previously: “I don’t condone abortion, never have, never will.”

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    • ticabelle2Comment by ticabelle2
      October 13, 2012 @ 11:20 am

      bna42, you are absolutely correct and you stated it intelligently and thoughtfully. I fully agree with you.

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    • MorganComment by Morgan
      October 13, 2012 @ 11:32 am

      Proverbs 24:7
      Wisdom is too high for a fool: he openeth not his mouth in the gate.

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    • canada3dayerComment by canada3dayer
      October 13, 2012 @ 5:05 pm

      bna1, Roe V Wade was 1973, not 1962.

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    • dshevlinComment by dshevlin
      October 13, 2012 @ 6:49 pm

      @canada3dayer & bna – Regardless of the year, Roe v Wade is the law bna is exactly correct and the only way to change this law of abortion being legal in “states” that allow it is go to the supreme court. No president has precedent over this law and the only reason this abortion/birth control/sterilization issue is on the table is because BO mandated that all people must PAY for it. It is about “who pays”. Nothing else. Now for Joey: “I sware Lord, my lies are only this big” GO ROMNEY/Ryan!

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    • blondeerComment by blondeer
      October 14, 2012 @ 1:44 pm

      Bna42…right on about the abortion discussion in elections! Not the place nor the time. The Law is the Law, and the law allows choice; it forces no one into an abortion. The GOP would be wise to minimize their stance on this issue! It is nothing more than an emotional playing card, and a dangerous one at that! There are a lot of conservatives who buy the GOP line, right up until the abortion issue comes up, and then they shy away. I was negatively impressed when the commentator brought that question in….definitely a set-up against Ryan. Not impressed with the commentator at all, letting Biden interrupt as he did.

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  10. Victor LawsonComment by Victor Lawson
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:44 am

    Oh, great God and anointed one Barack Obama please protect me from the nasty things being said here at this debate.

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  11. northcountrypatriotComment by northcountrypatriot
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:46 am

    BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! NOW!

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    • airforcemomComment by airforcemom
      October 15, 2012 @ 9:55 am

      northcountypatriot – My thoughts, exactly!

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  12. harddriver1Comment by harddriver1
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:46 am

    “Can I get an AMEN?? ” or “thank God this is over” take your pick

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  13. liltina20Comment by liltina20
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:47 am

    Please dear Lord forgive me for all these lies I have told and for being so rude and condescending

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  14. habaladyComment by habalady
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:48 am

    Then I looked up and there was God smiling down at me and He said…………JOE……….SHUT UP!

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    • bizzybuzzerComment by bizzybuzzer
      October 13, 2012 @ 1:23 pm

      I like this one. Joe is surely wishing he would have listened at least to God.

      Also thought a good one would be: Scotty, where are you when I need you ? help.

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  15. mikepeckComment by Michael Peck
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:48 am

    Oh Lord, just this once, let me say something, somewhat, non-buffoonish!

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    • proudvetComment by proudvet
      October 13, 2012 @ 1:58 pm

      And Peck when are you going to say something non-bufoonish!

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    • mrickyridgeComment by mrickyridge
      October 14, 2012 @ 12:40 am

      oh lord How can I get throgh this without talking.
      Cause even time I open my mouth I say something stupid or say something that I really feel that no one in their right mind would agree to. Maybe I can just bully my way through this and win over those uneducated liberals.

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  16. Colo43Comment by Colo43
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:49 am

    Lord,I did not mean all of those things i said,Please Bail me out before i make another fool of my self!

    My opinion would be Its to late.

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  17. Dave NewberryComment by Dave Newberry
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:50 am

    OOOHHHHH Barak, make this pain go away! Please, please!

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  18. margaleComment by margale
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:52 am

    Finally, Lord. I can take a nice long break at a nice secluded hospital, because you’ve finally given this country a new Vice President with a BRAIN!

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  19. kbell17520Comment by kbell17520
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:52 am

    Lord, I’ll never be able to do all those “Hail Mary’s” before I die!

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  20. Chris BushawComment by Chris Bushaw
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:53 am

    Dear God, how did I get this far on so little talent and ability.

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  21. ShaunComment by Shaun
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:55 am

    “Unchained! The campaign’s gonna put me back in chains.”

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    • davejonespeComment by davejonespe
      October 15, 2012 @ 9:58 am

      I think that’s the best one yet.

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  22. youellComment by youell
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:55 am

    Look at me I am a south end of a donkey headed north.

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  23. ownurhomeComment by ownurhome
    October 13, 2012 @ 9:59 am

    “I ONCE CAUGHT A FISH THIS BIG” …..the only lie he didn’t tell. PS. A half truth is a lie.

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  24. mrsgunnut10Comment by mrsgunnut10
    October 13, 2012 @ 10:00 am

    My Caption is : Lord why does President Bush make me say these things? Second Caption is: Lord forgive me – Obama told me to say that. Third Caption is : The Devil made me say that but it’s Obama’s fault – Really.

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  25. smartwayComment by smartway
    October 13, 2012 @ 10:00 am

    Oh my God, what’s Paul talking about? I can’t understand him because I refuse to understand the truth. See, he’s too young to be my son…and he’s telling me things like this? Oh God let me go now. Let my party go OUT now too — I mean Barack & Company. The truth is out — I can’t handle it anymore!

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    • pudgyComment by pudgy
      October 13, 2012 @ 5:07 pm

      Oh please, Almighty Delaware Democrat Party, let me come home.

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