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Unemployment is still high, and the economy is in shambles. Barack Obama is facing a foreign policy crisis, and his White House may be implicated in the Colombian prostitution scandal. So... what's he thinking? Jump in and give us your best caption. Keep it clean and have some fun!
September 22, 2012 @ 8:20 am
I don’t have time to do my job; I’ve got to campaign, campaign, campaign.
September 22, 2012 @ 10:34 am
Obama has been campaigning sense he was elected in 08, every time he gives out a hand of money to people for food stamps, welfare, immigration everything he has done is for a reason to get another four years. I would play the sound bite when he was campaigning before 08 he said if he does not bring the parties together and solve the problems he does not deserve another four years, I guess he change his mind, like he has change his father, and Mother, there are to many lies to tell all of them.
September 22, 2012 @ 11:16 am
Oh my, oh my, this job is so far over my head – can’t wait til Jan 20th when I’m outta here and I can resume my worldwide Anti-American tour with Jane. 121 days & counting!
September 22, 2012 @ 1:27 pm
Oh my, oh my Most Merciful Allah, Knower of everything (Sura 57:3). I ask for your continued guidance to bring down America as they continue to worship another God!
September 22, 2012 @ 2:32 pm
help me Allah they’re figuring out I’m muslim and trying to convert this country…. What if Bill finds out hillary’s been under my desk????????
September 22, 2012 @ 5:37 pm
Oh MY,…Oh MY…I need a potty break soooo bad…and a smoke…where did I hide the cigarettes this time??…Think, Think…Dam my Castle is so big they could be any where.
September 22, 2012 @ 7:05 pm
Comment by Walt
Have you been reading that old book Walt, “The Medium Is the Message”?
September 22, 2012 @ 8:32 am
Thank God it’s only 47%!
September 22, 2012 @ 8:46 am
“Dammit Sasha, I don’t care if your friends don’t like me. Now please quit shooting spit balls at me!”
September 22, 2012 @ 8:56 am
“Dammit, I’m gonna lose my tee time if we don’t hurry up and come up with some explanation and get outta here!”
September 22, 2012 @ 9:03 am
Here comes the sun, (da, da, da, da) here comes the sun, and I say, oh why me (Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah) .
September 22, 2012 @ 12:55 pm
Lo you are a the dumbest smuck ever to darken the tent and clog the cesspool of my kingdom, Islam for thou hast kicked Netanyahu in the tuchas and Iran is toast.
September 22, 2012 @ 9:16 am
Again, they want answers. I cannot tell the truth. I do not know the meaning of that word. Ah-Ha…..blame Bush! I can say that with a straight face.
September 22, 2012 @ 9:20 am
Oh, God’s, I’m actually gonna have to DO something today…..sob…
September 22, 2012 @ 10:15 am
…but what CAN I do?…
I’m inept…I’m,eh,unqualified…, eh,inexperienced…unfocused
…eh, out of time…got to get to Hollywood and the fundraisers!
September 22, 2012 @ 9:26 am
Dammit Joe, I told you, just sit there, don’t speak!
September 22, 2012 @ 9:29 am
These voices in my head, they won’t shut up, they continue to scream…47% dependency, 16 trillion in debt, it’s not about the video, Romney picked Ryan…Holly ****, my golf score has gone up 6 over par! Gentlemen, we have a serious problem, get me Tiger Woods!
September 22, 2012 @ 9:32 am
Oh my GOSH…did I REALLY get in THIS far over my head?!?
September 22, 2012 @ 9:36 am
Sh@#, you guys are not covering my tracks good enough.
September 22, 2012 @ 9:37 am
Oh, no, they’re on to me…
September 22, 2012 @ 9:39 am
Poor me. I just found out I’m not as great as I thought I was, and I’m running out of time to blame Bush for my inadequacies!
September 22, 2012 @ 9:41 am
“I wanna go home….Mommy!” (sob, sob, sniffle, sniffle)
September 22, 2012 @ 9:42 am
“But wait, what if Penny Pritzker can’t raise all $45 million for my house in Hawaii?”
September 22, 2012 @ 9:43 am
…I’m needed at an important meeting, and Joe forgets to pack the teleprompter!
September 22, 2012 @ 9:44 am
Damn, now I know why they said I was not qualified to do this job.
September 22, 2012 @ 9:45 am
Darn it Larry. Not in the eye.
September 22, 2012 @ 10:48 pm
ewwwwwwww……
September 22, 2012 @ 9:48 am
“Why’s everybody always picking on me?” chorus: “Charlie Brown, that Charlie Brown, He’s a clown, That Charlie Brown!”
—Song Lyrics
September 22, 2012 @ 9:50 am
It’s the economy stupid!
September 22, 2012 @ 9:53 am
Oh,Man. What am I going to do if I don’t get reelected. I won’t have Air Force 1 to take me on vacation.
September 22, 2012 @ 6:04 pm
I hope no one recognizes me in the unemployment line, the welfare line, the soup line, the social security line..Now I have a headache, Oh Ya, I’ll get free medical when I loose the election. I better take my birth certificate that says “Barry Sataro” on it…Ya, that’ll work.
September 22, 2012 @ 9:53 am
Why me? I am innocent
September 22, 2012 @ 9:56 am
We could have had a McCain/Palin! What was I thinking?
September 22, 2012 @ 10:00 am
Whys this happening to me didn’t I win the Pulitzer?
September 22, 2012 @ 11:43 am
It was the Nobel Peace Prize…
September 22, 2012 @ 10:00 am
OK, lets see, what else can I do to ruin this country?