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rfurtkamp
12-08-2003, 08:17 AM
I happened across this a couple days ago and am still laughing.

Hippie children's character endorses Kucinich (http://kucinich.us/endorsements/endorsements/grandfather_twilight .php)

and

Important water policy (http://www.kucinich.us/issues/water.php)

When your campaign is so strapped for anything, you'll get endorsement of fictional characters I guess. *I still don't know whether to laugh or cry over it.

The water policy is even funnier if you know anything about water rights and current water usage, but not as laugh hysterically at the dwarf funny for general readership so I appended it as a bonus post-script.

Charie
12-08-2003, 10:45 AM
http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rofl.gif Quoth the raven: "Caucus! Caucus!" http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rotflo.gif

Who's next? Santa Claus? "On Dennis! On Kucinich!" .................... ..........

rfurtkamp
12-08-2003, 12:20 PM
As I posted elsewhere when I saw this, I'm expecting Gandalf for Al Sharpton any minute now.

NWGOPMom
12-08-2003, 12:47 PM
This is hysterical! So, has anyone "real" endorsed him? Oh yeah, Willie Nelson.

markinthedark
12-14-2003, 12:25 AM
He gets the THC soaked vote in central California.

proudamerican
12-14-2003, 09:43 PM
HUH! *Wait a mintue i thought Kucinich was a fictional character! See that just crushes my whole life knowing that he is a real person....gee...time to stop looking for those kucinich books on how to bend over and take it from the world like a man i guess...and they would have been great for target parctice too *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

azwhitewolf
12-15-2003, 12:16 AM
No joke. *That's HILARIOUS. *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laugh.gif *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif * I can see his supporters now:*
Hallucinigenics for Kucinich! *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/yelclap.gif *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/withstupid.gif

They really hit on the important issues in that story.
Quote[/b] ]BHB: I hear a lot of people say they really like Dennis. They like everything he stands for. But they think it's a lost cause, "He'll never be elected," they say.

GT: Our highest dreams are real. At the end of each day, I take one tiny pearl in my hand and walk all the way to the edge of the sea. With every step, that tiny pearl keeps growing until it becomes the Moon. I see this happen. My job is to trust it. So, I know what is possible!
What?! *I'm not sure weather to http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/laff.gif or http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/banghead.gif on this one.

That LSD-influenced description actually applies more to Dean than it does Kucinich. *Dean, another moron perhaps, at least started from the grassroots level. *

Oh wait.. here's another "gem".
Quote[/b] ]BHB: Three cheers to that! What about people who worry that Dennis is too short?

GT: Short is good. Gandhi wasn't so tall.
Neither was Hitler. *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/yikes.gif *Or Napoleon! *http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rofl.gif

Oh man, I'm glad we got that "height issue" out of the way. *Now we can talk about American Freedom, the Constitution and the Bill of Rights now that the IMPORTANT issues have been resolved.

Whew. *I'll sleep better tonight.

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stharrybygrace
12-17-2003, 07:50 PM
One thing Mr. Kucinich seems to forget. We have a Department of Peace, in fact two of them if used properly.
A. The Department of Justice.
B. *The Department of Defense.

XNavyGunner
12-18-2003, 06:56 AM
Just remember if you take a brownie from a girl wearing a Kucinich For President t-shirt, you can take a trip without leaving home.