noPEACEwithoutJUSTICE
07-16-2003, 12:25 PM
We can solve the Israel homicide bombing problem RIGHT NOW. *We can put a stop to the Palestinian's need to blow themselves up in the entrances of malls and on buses and in every public place they want to "shower the people they hate with human body parts..." *Hey, that sounds like a great parody of a James Taylor song, eh? http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif *Maybe for another time... *I want to suggest a way to render the Palestinian homicide bomber helpless, and render subsequent actions by Muslims totally ineffective.
Here goes: I propose that every entrance to every shopping mall, every dance club, every airport and on every bus and in every general public gathering, large numbers of swine should be present. *For every so-many-people at an event, let's say for every 200 people in larger areas--less for small shops and stores--a number of swine would be required to be within the premises, equally interspersed amongst the populace. *Little pot-belly pigs for movie theaters and street vendors shops, larger hogs for rock concerts and rallies and religious events. *http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
The pigs would be domesticated and clean and perfectly well-behaved. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
They could be trained to "sniff" out explosives (they have great noses) or as guard dogs for crowd control, but would mainly be deterrents to murderous homicide bombers in another way... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
First, their presence. *The mere presence of a pig should be enough of a deterrent to keep Muslim extremist wackos away from the general populace. *http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif *If the "peaceful" Muslims don't like the pigs, they should get their wacko sisters and brethren to cease and desist their murderous activities. *The new program, "Pigs in Public", would be a great catalyst for Palestinians to start taking responsibility for those less-than-amicable among them. *
Second, a well advertised demonstration of what happens when a pig blows up...full Hollywood blood spatter, entrails, film of hog parts being thrown in every direction for several thousand square feet, etc. *The fact that pigs would be present at a mall or a dance club and said pigs' offal would explode all over everyone if a bomb was detonated, including the homicide bomber, should be enough to stop the activity. *
(Example: *Chicken is shown here, but you get the general idea.) http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/waffen/violent-smiley-003.gif*
The exploding pig would render the bomber's remains unacceptable to Allah's plan for the afterlife, and generally unappealing to the 72 male virgin camels awaiting him there.
Pigs should be at every airport, on every plane--the program here would be called, "When Pigs Fly". There will be little pot belly pigs on buses, etc. *
The President could adopt a pig--he could be the country's First Pig, and a symbol of what we think about unseemly militant Muslims and those who would use the least among them as human fodder. *
PETA could hardly fight this--Pigs would gain status as the peace keepers of the world.
I know Israelis have a "thing" about pigs, too, but they won't be on the menu--just on the premises. *
As has been noted in other postings online and in articles praising pigs, they are clean and generally better behaved than dogs. *They can also be trained to be very effective guard animals. *Larger pigs could render Palestinian bombers helpless.
I'll do my best to forward this to Ariel Sharon along with a proposal to write the short educational video "This Little Pig Went to Market..." and subsequent PSA's to be broadcast throughout the Middle East and around the world.
By the way, I'm not kidding. *I've never been more serious in my life. *I know you're saying, 'In a pig's eye', but I really think this could work.http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
Consider this essay the "shot across the bow" of Muslim wackos. *You can't barbeque pork without getting some on you!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
Here goes: I propose that every entrance to every shopping mall, every dance club, every airport and on every bus and in every general public gathering, large numbers of swine should be present. *For every so-many-people at an event, let's say for every 200 people in larger areas--less for small shops and stores--a number of swine would be required to be within the premises, equally interspersed amongst the populace. *Little pot-belly pigs for movie theaters and street vendors shops, larger hogs for rock concerts and rallies and religious events. *http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
The pigs would be domesticated and clean and perfectly well-behaved. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
They could be trained to "sniff" out explosives (they have great noses) or as guard dogs for crowd control, but would mainly be deterrents to murderous homicide bombers in another way... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
First, their presence. *The mere presence of a pig should be enough of a deterrent to keep Muslim extremist wackos away from the general populace. *http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif *If the "peaceful" Muslims don't like the pigs, they should get their wacko sisters and brethren to cease and desist their murderous activities. *The new program, "Pigs in Public", would be a great catalyst for Palestinians to start taking responsibility for those less-than-amicable among them. *
Second, a well advertised demonstration of what happens when a pig blows up...full Hollywood blood spatter, entrails, film of hog parts being thrown in every direction for several thousand square feet, etc. *The fact that pigs would be present at a mall or a dance club and said pigs' offal would explode all over everyone if a bomb was detonated, including the homicide bomber, should be enough to stop the activity. *
(Example: *Chicken is shown here, but you get the general idea.) http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/waffen/violent-smiley-003.gif*
The exploding pig would render the bomber's remains unacceptable to Allah's plan for the afterlife, and generally unappealing to the 72 male virgin camels awaiting him there.
Pigs should be at every airport, on every plane--the program here would be called, "When Pigs Fly". There will be little pot belly pigs on buses, etc. *
The President could adopt a pig--he could be the country's First Pig, and a symbol of what we think about unseemly militant Muslims and those who would use the least among them as human fodder. *
PETA could hardly fight this--Pigs would gain status as the peace keepers of the world.
I know Israelis have a "thing" about pigs, too, but they won't be on the menu--just on the premises. *
As has been noted in other postings online and in articles praising pigs, they are clean and generally better behaved than dogs. *They can also be trained to be very effective guard animals. *Larger pigs could render Palestinian bombers helpless.
I'll do my best to forward this to Ariel Sharon along with a proposal to write the short educational video "This Little Pig Went to Market..." and subsequent PSA's to be broadcast throughout the Middle East and around the world.
By the way, I'm not kidding. *I've never been more serious in my life. *I know you're saying, 'In a pig's eye', but I really think this could work.http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif
Consider this essay the "shot across the bow" of Muslim wackos. *You can't barbeque pork without getting some on you!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-072.gif