Aknauta
03-12-2003, 12:58 PM
Snappy Answers to Stupid Liberal Soundbytes
this time, it's about Iraq
by Tom Adkins
03/01/03
Use this handy guide to tell you which snappy answer to give whenever a liberal uses their stupid soundbytes to help Saddam Hussein.
The United States is taking unilateral action against Iraq!
So far, it's a 90-member worldwide "unilateral" coalition.
We are in a rush to war.
An 11-year rush?
Tough inspections can disarm Saddam Hussein without invading Iraq.
11 years of inspections have done wonders so far.
We should let the inspectors finish their job.
We did. They didn't. We will.
Why fight? The Iraqi military is weaker than in 1991.
But their biological weapons and chemical weapons are much more dangerous.
There's no proof of weapons.
We know they have 'em, we know they hide 'em, and we have tape recordings and photographs. What more is needed? An Iraqi rocket in Martin Sheen's shorts?
If we invade, Saddam Hussein might use those weapons of mass destruction against us.
I thought you said Iraq didn't have them?
Link (http://commonconservative.c om/adkins.html)
this time, it's about Iraq
by Tom Adkins
03/01/03
Use this handy guide to tell you which snappy answer to give whenever a liberal uses their stupid soundbytes to help Saddam Hussein.
The United States is taking unilateral action against Iraq!
So far, it's a 90-member worldwide "unilateral" coalition.
We are in a rush to war.
An 11-year rush?
Tough inspections can disarm Saddam Hussein without invading Iraq.
11 years of inspections have done wonders so far.
We should let the inspectors finish their job.
We did. They didn't. We will.
Why fight? The Iraqi military is weaker than in 1991.
But their biological weapons and chemical weapons are much more dangerous.
There's no proof of weapons.
We know they have 'em, we know they hide 'em, and we have tape recordings and photographs. What more is needed? An Iraqi rocket in Martin Sheen's shorts?
If we invade, Saddam Hussein might use those weapons of mass destruction against us.
I thought you said Iraq didn't have them?
Link (http://commonconservative.c om/adkins.html)