TGIF in The Precinct, May 3, 2002

[Terri]

<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'><span style='color:#BDBE7A '><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bird9.gif *Good Morning! *http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/gopusa.gif </span></span>

Welcome to Friday! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/yelclap.gif Wonder what the biggest topic will be today. Here's a few items to think about.

Israeli Forces Enter West Bank City of Nablus. There is only a breaking news headline on this one right now. *http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/red_eyes.gif *

The House has passed the Farm bill. This is the biggest porker ever. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif

Shanley, the worst of the rogue priests, was taken into custody yesterday. This one is really bad news and the hiearchy of the church covered up for him. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mr_yuk.gif

Lady Bird Johnson was hospitalized Thursday night. She is 89 years old. :shocked: *

The little dog that was stranded on the drifting tanker was finally brought ashore in Hawaii.

But the big story yesterday was this one. Clinton is in talks with MSNBC for a TV talk show. Let's have a little fun with this. Don't you think we should help him name it??? Post your proposed titles here. Just remember it will be on in family time. I already know what I would call it. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif *http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Words of Wisdom:</span> &quot;Seven of the top ten wealthiest Senators are Democrats. Who is it that says that the Republicans are tied to the rich and big business?&quot; ~~ Rush Limbaugh *~~

<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Link of the Day:</span>
Shop in Israel (http://www.shopinisrael.com /)

Please remember to pray for our President and for our servicemen and women who are in harm's way.
God Bless our great country. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/flag19.gif *May Freedom ever ring![/color]</span>

[pRIMrose]

Good Morning Terri &amp; GOPUSA! Running late this morning, ergo no color no frills. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

As for the name of a possible Clinton TV show ~ &quot;How Can I Fool You Today, Stupid! and other Clinton cliches. Or &quot;The Clinton Foolproof Dating Service&quot; ~ Three doors ~ behind door # 1 - Philanderer #1, etc. etc. Maybe, a short guide to the principles of &quot;lie and deny&quot;. He could interview all his enablers from his eight years of deporable behavior. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif

Have a great day all! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/yelclap.gif
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RIM http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bird16.gif

[Saber]

THE NO STAIN ZONE!

Can't take credit for it...I heard it yesterday on the radio and thought it was pretty funny!

Off to garage sales all day, so I'll check back in quite a bit later.

MAKE IT A GREAT DAY!...and solve the world's problems while I'm gone that RIM and I didn't have time to solve when we met earlier.

[Terri]

Happy Friday! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sunflower.gif

So, Saber! We can solve the world's problems while you're at the garage sales. No problem! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/28.gif *What are you buying at these sales? Inquiring minds want to know.

Ok, we are getting some good names here for the Clinton hour! OH!!! It will be more than an hour, right? He could never get it all said in just one hour. Here's my name for his show. I would call it &quot;Me! Me! It's all about Me!!&quot;

Apparently the sidetrip into Nablus by the Israelis was shortlived and they have withdrawn again.

I've posted a story about the driver's licenses with the smart chips in them and several other interesting things so check out the forums and post threads of your own if you like. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Bobby]

I guess we've figured out what GOPUSA's poll question will be for next week! --&gt; What should Bill Clinton's talk show be named?

Please post more ideas, and we'll pick some to be included in the poll choices. This could be fun!

Bobby

[Janice Ann]

<span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>[color=blue][b][i]Good Morn Everyone.:sun1:

Hey, all my old friends from &quot;that other board&quot; know how I feel about [color=red]William Jefferson Clinton[color=blue] but this little contest is just to good to pass up.

How about [color=red]&quot;Laugh In,The Next Generation&quot;[color=blue] http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mdr11.gif

OK OK so it's not that good but it's got to be better than [color=red]&quot;He's My Bush&quot; [color=blue]which I find outrageously funny.

Well, it is Friday and I will be gone for the weekend once again. The winter was real bad at the The Ole Homestead (http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/janiceann2182/vwp?.dir=/Campsite+2001&.src=ph&.dnm=The+Old+Homeste ad.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/janiceann2182/lst%3f%26.dir=/Campsite%2b2001%26.s rc=ph%26.view=t) and there is still allot of cleaning up to do so I guess I catch ya'll on Sunday or Monday.

Oh yea...Rim, I hope Rex wasn't to upset in my absence. Just let him know I'm back and he should be OK. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wavey.gif

Have a nice weekend everyone.

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[Terri]

Morning, Bobby!!! *http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/elefant.gif

Janice Ann, this show is a hilarious idea. You're about to blow your cover but that's OK cause I see you're waving the http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/flag17.gif **http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif

Seriously, have fun at your weekend getaway and don't get in any trouble that Rex the rescue dog can't get you out of. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Aberfoyle]

Good Morning Everyone!

Janice Ann, don't work too hard! It's good to see you back among your friends.

I'm sitting here giggling at the suggestions from you, RIM and Saber, for naming the new Talk Show.

What about &quot;Immorality 101&quot;??

[Aknauta]

<span style='font-family:beesknees'>good Morning Everyone</span> *http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sun1.gif

Great idea for a poll! Here are some of my ideas:
&quot;Is&quot;, &quot;The War Room&quot;, &quot;Cherokee Bend&quot; , &quot;Natural Impulses&quot; ,
&quot;Black Bill&quot;, &quot;Bill's Whiner&quot;, &quot;Feeling Your Pain&quot;, &quot;Sex, Lies, and Bill&quot;, &quot;Just Sex&quot;, &quot;Post Modern Patriot&quot;, &quot;Inner Child&quot;

:wink:

(Edited by Aknauta at 7:11 am on May 3, 2002)

[Aberfoyle]

Well, there are some great suggestions, Aknauta!http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/elefant.gif

[Terri]

One concourse has been closed and evacuated at Hopkins International airport in Cleveland. Apparently a security machine is indicating explosives in a carryon but they say they have had false readings there before.

This will probably mess up flights all over the country.

Hi Aberfoyle! Good Suggestion for Bill's show.

Aknauta, you are just full of them. I don't know how he'll ever pick from all these good ideas. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mdr11.gif

[Terri]

Steve! Welcome to http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/gopusa.gif!

We're glad you've registered. Hope to see you posting soon. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Steve]

Ok, have to chime in on this one http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

Bill Clinton - Telling it like it &quot;is&quot;

&quot;The X(rated) Files&quot;

Lies from New York...It's Bill Clinton! - In the tune of &quot;Live from New York...it's Saturday Night!&quot;

&quot;Nightlie&quot;, with Bill Clinton

&quot;Pointing Fingers&quot;, with Bill Clinton

Shall we talk about possible topics next?

[Terri]

Steve, you have some good ones there. The possibilities are just endless. Oh yeah, we'll definitely have to talk about topics. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Aberfoyle]

I'm sitting at the computer. My TV is on in another room and here's what I just heard!

&quot;If Bill Clinton does get a Talk Show...then I'll become a Republican!&quot;

and another statement...

&quot;If this is true, then I'm going to see if I can get all the donations I gave back!&quot;

WHO SAID THIS??? You'll never believe it!

[Aberfoyle]

[b][color=0099cc]Oops! *Forgot to say

<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>Welcome Steve!!!</span>

[Steve]

Thanks Aberfoyle! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

A couple more:

&quot;Truth or No Consequences&quot;

Or, maybe he'd make a good host of a television version of &quot;Truth or Dare&quot;

They just keep coming...;)

[Terri]

Aberfoyle, who said it?? :shocked:

BTW, I forgot to mention that Steve is our Wisconsin State Editor. You can take a look at his GOPUSA page by clicking here. (http://www.gopusa.com/wisconsin/)

[Aberfoyle]

http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mr_yuk.gif Terri, get the &quot;barf bag&quot; ready! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mr_yuk.gif

It was Rosie O'Donnell who said it!

[Bobby]

This is great! We won't have any problems with responses to this poll... except determining which ones to use.

Hi Steve! How are the Cheese Heads?

Bobby

[pRIMrose]

<span style='color:purple' >Good Afternoon All!http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wavey.gif *And welcome to GOPUSA Steve. *

How about &quot;Bill's Thrills&quot; or &quot;Show Me The Money&quot; ~ http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mdr11.gif

Aberfoyle, according to the latest tabloid speculation, Rosie has had an epiphany and has become a reformed democrat. *She and Hillary have had a falling out. :turquoiserolleyes: (yeah, sure)

SR ~ aren't garage sales fun. *I've found some really good stuff at the flea market and garage sales. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

It was 100 degrees (http://www.msnusers.com/RIMsStuff/photoalbum1.msnw?act ion=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=91)on my back porch today and it's only May 3rd. *There goes my light bill. :o

I'm already really tired of hearing about <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>(you know who). http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mr_yuk.gif *Can you believe &#3650,000,000.00 a year to see the same drivel we saw for free for eight long tortuous years.</span> http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/teeth2.gif *And did anyone see Charlie Rangle introduce his good buddy as &quot;The LAST elected president of the United States?&quot; http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/teeth2.gif http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/angry.gif</span>
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RIM http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/bird16.gif



(Edited by pRIMrose at 5http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif8 pm on May 3, 2002)

[lpara]

Hello, all!http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sunflower.gif *Wow! *I'm glad to see quite a few new newbies!http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/28.gif *It becomes almost a need to visit with each other every day. *I am really thankful for a place to come and read the &quot;news&quot; and &quot;fellowship&quot; with other <span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>SMART</span></span> people (tee hee).;) *While at my mother-in-law's this past week, I was able to see Crossfire, and some of the the CNN news. *It made me so mad to see that Bagala guy and the extremely nauseating Carville. *I think it might be good that I don't get a chance to see it often because they are so frustrating! *Carville of course mentioned that George Bush didn't really win the election--what a bunch of Sore <span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>LOSERS</span></span>
My husband and I will be picking up our son from college this weekend. *We are making it a long weekend and looking forward to some time away--a very rare occurence for us!
I'll check back Tuesday. *Hope everyone has a great weekend and hope there was much success yard-saling, etc.:biggrin:

[Terri]

Hi lpara! *This place does become habit forming. I like to hear what everyone is doing and what's new with them. I've never watched Crossfire since they changed it. I don't think my BP would take it. Hope you have a great weekend! http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

[Steve]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from Terri on 10:14 pm on May 3, 2002
I don't think my BP would take it.[/QUOTE]<span id='postcolor'>
Heh...likewise. I think I would have to buy a new TV every week...:)

[Terri]

I'd have to have a load of bricks hauled in too. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mdr11.gif It's been hard enough trying to watch Fox with Geraldo on it. It's getting turned off more and more.

[lpara]

Hopefully, our hotel will have FOX NEWS CHANNEL this weekend. *My husband has lost all touch with reality--http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sulkoff.gif because he said &quot;I kind of miss CNN&quot; (he meant he missed news programs, in general) (barf bagola) cuz the whole time he was listening he was yelling at the TV. *It was obvious to me that even the &quot;news&quot; was jaded. *I'll have to let him off the hook tho, cuz he is working on his dissertation and his mind is definitely elswhere.

[Terri]

lpara, it sounds like you need the cable news stations. Do you listen to conservative talk radio much? Sean Hannity has a 3 hour show every day and it's usually pretty good.

[lpara]

We do listen to Rush when we can and we can get that clearly from a Raleigh station--I can only get Sean Hannity (with lots of static) when I am in my car or if the weather is just right. *The radio station is about 90 miles away. *The one that carries Rush has a local guy on after--wish I could get Sean clearer. *We are going to try to get dish network--but we have alot of trees. *So--we'll see. *I'm afraid if I get that I'll be glued to HGTV!http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

[Terri]

Thank goodness, HGTV doesn't attract me much. Not being a shopper is a real blessing. http://gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif Hannity is still adding stations so maybe he'll be on one closer to you soon.

O'Reilley starts his new radio show next week. I'm not sure if I will like that or not.