There is a bipartisan rule in the Deep South: You never question the authenticity of a Southern woman’s homemade pecan pie. Ever.
You can debate the merits of cornbread dressing versus chestnut stuffing. You can argue over roasting the turkey instead of deep frying the turkey. You can even thumb your nose at Aunt Maylene’s prized ambrosia.
But it is considered ill-mannered and uncouth to suggest a Southern woman would sully the sanctity of the Thanksgiving Day table with a store-bought pecan pie.
And that brings me to one of the most absurd conspiracy theories to hit the Mainstream Media since Wednesday.
Read more at Fox News
I️ dont cook much these days, but managed this Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving at the family farm! pic.twitter.com/rO8nFxtly7
— Kayleigh McEnany (@PressSec) November 23, 2017
I am laughing so hard at this. I needed this laugh! https://t.co/I4Dx8Lejaq
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
Just send a photo of your pie on the Thanksgiving table on the farm! https://t.co/gcAt1Sl32i
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 25, 2017
Don’t worry @AprilDRyan because I’m nice I’ll bake one for you next week #RealPie #FakeNews 😉 https://t.co/5W3mGbKs4J
— Kayleigh McEnany (@PressSec) November 24, 2017
Okay I want to watch you bake it and put it on the table. But forgive I won’t eat it. Remember you guys don’t like the press. https://t.co/gcAt1Sl32i
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 25, 2017
.@DiamondandSilk: "The only thing [@AprilDRyan] knows how to cook and serve is the very fake news." pic.twitter.com/mdqaKYySwP
— Fox News (@FoxNews) November 25, 2017
Did @PressSec really bake the pie? YES! But Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the pie and @WhiteHouse counsel and @realDonaldTrump are expected to be interrogated as will members of @SarahHuckabee family. https://t.co/KWOB1t6oXU
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) November 25, 2017
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